What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
Who earns a living driving their customers away?
These are the burning questions in my mind right now. And If they've sparked your interest too, then read to the end of this article to find the answers!
If your family is anything like mine, your kids will go through a phase (sometimes it never ends) where they love a good joke. And sometimes they even get so creative as to start making their own. I've heard a few jokes in my day that so didn't make sense that they ended up being hilarious.
We thought it would be sweet to incorporate a few smiles into your kid's days as they go to school by slipping a simple joke into their lunch boxes. Here are a few samples we made that can be printed out with the question on the front and answer on the back.
Download the questions here.
And download the answers here.
You can print them on the front and back of one piece of paper or just tape them together if that's easier.
And here are the answers if you couldn't wait and skipped ahead to the end to find out...
- Every morning you'll rise and shine!
- A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
- A taxi driver.
Lunch time was never so funny!